As the homeless on Bikini Atoll like to say at this time of year, "Hobo nuke fear" to you;
As the seamstress for the Boston Bruins likes to say, “Hockey glue tear”;
As the Navajo say after a skunk has entered their log hut, “Hogan pew here!”
As jackrabbit couples love to say, “Hoppy two-hare”;
As Brits like to say when they toast in an over-moist bathroom, “Humid loo cheer!’
As witchdoctors say while they nibble a corpse’s lobes, “Hoodoo chew ear”;
As amateur mini-brewers say, “Hobby brew beer”;
And as the duke who has a chauffer, a footman, and a mechanic says, “And a Humvee crew peer to you too.”
Lew & Jean 2009
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As the Arizona Native sun worshipers say, "Hopi nude
here."
Thanks for the BoF!
Sam
You're welcome. How are you doing?
Lew
It's going well. But my study is last priority (windows are on order). We're renovating about half of the house--fresh paint, etc. I'll mourn the loss of individual books when I go looking for them, but quite a bit of the good stuff was up at school anyway. The contractor is top notch, unlike those we dealt with after the hurricane in 05. I expect things will be pretty much done by the end of next week. Even my computer survived.
If you look closely you can see a burnt copy of The Book of Forms on the left.
Yours,
Vijay Singe [Sam]
I'm speechless over this display of expert punning, Lew! Except to say, as
our overworked NY Times delivery boy remarked this morning trudging up and
down snow-filled driveways, "Heavy news here!"
--Rhina & Alfred 2009
I envy you in Newburyport, Rhina, because you have a harbor view near.
Lew
You're too much, Lew, Prince of Puns! Rhina You know I went to Princepun University, don’t you, Rhina? Lew I chuckled, groaned, felt squeamish and then read all the comments only to laugh out loud again. Thanks. AliceLew
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