invented by Prof. David W. Hill
Questions
1. What Tibetan monk loves to tat?
2. What Tibetan monk is usually late?
3. What Tibetan monk loves pastrami on rye?
4. What Tibetan monk plays with girls’ toys?
5. What Tibetan monk is a real pip?
6. What Tibetan monk loves pickles?
7. What Tibetan monk is judgmental?
8. What Tibetan monk loves New England folk music?
9. What Tibetan monk is severely retarded?
10. What Tibetan monk reads the morning newspaper?
11. What Tibetan monk edits the monastery newsletter?
12. What Tibetan monk, buried alive, is torn up in the fall and replanted in the spring?
13. What Tibetan monk plays the bagpipes?
14. What Tibetan monk is a used car salesman?
15. What Tibetan monk responds apathetically to stimuli?
16. What Tibetan monk dislikes pushbutton communications devices?
17. What Tibetan monk loves a female jazz singer?
18. What bean is grown in Tibet?
19. What is a lazy Tibetan bean?
20. What Tibetan bean is often pickled?
21. What Tibetan bean is served with lox and bagels?
22. What Tibetan bean looks like Barbie?
23. What Tibetan bean makes people salivate?
24. What Tibetan bean is prescribed by physicians?
25. What Tibetan bean has been crossed with a perennial?
26. What Tibetan monk is recalcitrant?
27. What Tibetan monk is a French attorney?
28. What Tibetan monk is a real pip?
29. What Tibetan monk is narrow and straight as an arrow?
30. What Tibetan bean makes people late?
31. What Tibetan monk is highly bedecked?
32. What Tibetan bean is worn as decoration?
33. What Tibetan monk has a fat face?
34. What Tibetan monk is always happy?
35. What Tibetan bean is most like candy?
36. What Tibetan monk is pretty?
37. What Tibetan bean is good looking?
38. What Tibetan monk is a surrealist?
39. What Tibetan monk is surprised?
40. What Tibetan monk is sweetness on a stick?
41. What Tibetan monk lives in the South Pacific?
42. What Tibetan monk makes a fool of himself?
43. What Tibetan monk looks like Tom Sawyer’s aunt?
44. What Tibetan monk acts like Lassie?
45. What Tibetan monk loves Christmas?
46. What Tibetan monk is like a black tropical fish?
47. What Tibetan monk plays tennis?
48. What Tibetan monk is most like Hurok?
Answers:
1. The Doily Lama.
2. The Dally Lama.
3. The Deli Lama.
4. The Dolly Lama.
5. The Dilly Lama
6. The Dilly Lama.
7. The Duly Lama.
8. The Dooley Lama.
9. The Drooly Lama.
10. The Daily Lama.
11. The Dele Lama.
12. The Dahlia Lama.
13. The Dirly Lama.
14. The Dealy Lama.
15. The Dully Lama.
16. The Dially Lama.
17. The Della Lama.
18. The Dalai Lama.
19. The Dally Lama.
20. The Dilly Lama.
21. The Deli Lama.
22. The Dolly Lama.
23. The Drooly Lama.
24. The Daily Lama.
25. The Dahlia Lama.
26. The Delay Lama.
27. The du Loi Lama.
28. The Dilly Lama.
29. The Dowelly Lama.
30. The Dally Lama.
31. The Jewelry Lama.
32. The Jewelry Lama.
33. The Jowly Lama.
34. The Jolly Lama.
35. The Jelly Lama.
36. The Joli Lama.
37. The Joli Lama.
38. The Dali Lama.
39. The Golly Lama.
40. The Lolly Lama.
41. The Bali Lama.
42. The Folly Lama.
43. The Polly Lama.
44. The Collie Lama.
45. The Holly Lama.
46. The Molly Lama.
47. The Volley Lama.
48. The Solly Lama.
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REMARKS
Oh, no! Grrrroooooaaaan!!! Arggghhhhh!!! Prof. Hill should go to his room for a long time out after this rampage of punstery.
Rhina
He just invented the game, Rhina,
The puns aren't all his, so he doesn't deserve all the punishment.
Lew
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