What arachnid sucks the blood from labia? — a lipstick.
What arachnid sucks the blood of the moon? — a lunatick.
Of Julius Caesar? — a Romantick.
What arachnid sucks the blood of a divorcee’s numerical data? — an ecstatick.
What is a mean arachnid?— acrostick.
What arachnid cannot be moved? — ascetick.
What do you call a cross between a formican and an arachnid? — an emetick or an antick.
Who is married to an uncle arachnid? — an antick.
What do you call a drunken arachnid? — a dipstick.
A Siamese-twin arachnid? — a distick.
An arachnid with the kissing disease? — a monostick.
What do you call an arachnid named Francis or Frances? — Frantick.
What do you call a police arachnid? — a Coptick.
What do you call an arachnid born in the ninth month? — a Septick.
An arachnid that hates the ninth month? — aseptick.
An arachnid employed by a theater? — a cuestick.
One that performs in a circus? — an acrobatick.
What arachnid did Noah have to deal with? — an arctick.
What arachnid participates in protest marches? — a caustick.
Name a cultured arachnid — an operatick.
What do you call an impoverished arachnid? — a lactick.
What arachnid smells? — an aromatick.
What arachnid prefers French cows? — a biftick.
DNA? — a genetick.