I don't want to play in your yard,
You're just too darn mean to me.
I may take the fifth amendment,
You'll just haft-a wait and see.
There is no collusion, nossir,
No collusion anywhere,
No collusion with the Russians,
No collusion here and there!
I don't know a Stormy Pornstar,
Nor a Stormy Weather either,
If my lawyer paid her money
You should ask was he beneath her!
Or you might ask Giuliani,
He should know I would suppose--
He knows stuff I never heard of
Spoken in confusing prose.
There's a guy that I admire!
He says what? That I paid back
To my lawyer Stormy's payoff?
Fire him that Guinea whack!
I RAN CONTRA
I ran Contra to Obama
Who was born in darkest Chad,
Not Chicago or Hawai'i,
To a mixed-up mom and dad.
I ran Contra to the Clintons:
I beat Hillary really bad
Though she got three million more votes
Than I guess I ever had.
Now I get to undo all the
Stuff they did that made them glad....
No collusion! Much confusion!
Wind up Mueller! Sad! So sad!
Donny Trumpkin, soup on his fly,
Kissed the porn star and made her sigh.
She said when she had cashed her check,
"I'll talk about it...what the heck."
Does Donald know the meaning of innocence?
In no sense.
"The dizzy Disney CEO
Did not apologize to me
For all the nasty stuff they said
About me on their ABC,"
Said Donald when his fan Roseanne
Dropped racist turds upon an aide
Who worked for our last President,
But for the nasty cracks he made
About the Bureau and everyone
In DC that he could despise,
Did Donald Trump take back a tweet
Or look like he'd apologize
To an American or Haitian
Or anyone from a shithouse nation?
Are you a crooked pal of mine?
I'll pardon you, dear Valentine.
"I have the right to pardon me
(Though I cannot say 'Pardon me,'
Even when I sneeze or fart --
It's simply not a part of me)."
From MISS PUSSY'S PARLOR SONGS by Claudette McFang.