At the clinic the other day this guy came in with a terrible infection on his arm. The doctor looked at it and said, “Good grief! How did you do that? It looks like cheese.”
The guy said, “I gashed my arm on the weekend and I didn't have any disinfectant, so I used a bottle of French liqueur I had on the shelf.”
The doctor took another look at it and called his nurse over. “Take a look at that and tell me what you think.”
The nurse took a peek and said, “That's ugly. It looks like cheese.”
“Taste it,” the doctor told her.
“No way!” she said.
“Trust me,” he said. “Go ahead, taste it.”
Very reluctantly, after much persuasion, she took a bit on her finger and gasped, “It tastes like cheese!”
“It's just as I thought,” the doctor said. “Absinthe makes the hurt grow fondue.”
