An anal condition suffered by many people is hemorrhoids. What is such a condition suffered by hesitant people called? —hemmerrhoids.
By seamstresses? — hemmerrhoids.
By people who wish to get your attention? — ahemerrhoids
By drivers of large military-style vehicles? — Hummerrhoids.
By Bill Clinton? — hummerrhoids.
By stand-up comedians? — humorrhoids.
By readers of Greek classics? — Homerrhoids.
By heavy hitters? — homerrhoids.
By church choirs? — hymnerrhoids.
By males only? — himmerrhoids.
By bothsexes? — himorherrhoids.
By carpenters? — hammerrhoids.
By bad actors? — hammierrhoids.
By Hispanics named Jim? — Jaimerrhoids.
By the meek of the earth? — humblerroids.
By launderers? — hamperrhoids.
By sex addicts? — humperrhoids.
By florists? — asterrhoids.
By space debris? — asterrhoids.
By folks who live on an English river? — Humberrhoids.
By depressives? — umberrhoids.
By collectors of fossilized sap? — amberrhoids.
By French electrical experimenters? — Amperehoids.
By baseball officials? — umpirehoids.
By tuba players? — oompahrroids.
By Napoleonic types? — empirehoids.
By lirrle devils? — imperrhoids.
By Germans forever? — immerrhoids.
By megalomaniacs? — empirehoids.
By people who fear shade? — umberrhoids.
By fat people? — amplerrhoids.
By walkers? — amblerrhoids.
By stutterers? — ummerrhoids.
By people who live in Arizona? — Yumarrhoids.
By people who love to eat? — yummierrhoids.
By Red Sox fans? — Yankeerrhoids.
By Chinese? — Yangtserrhoids.
By westerners? — yonderrhoids.
By coveters? — yennerrhoids.
By Central Anericans? — Hondurashoids.
By Japanese car makers? — Hondarrhoids.
By scary movie watches? —horrorrhoids.
By hasty people? — hurrierrhoids.
By people who sing under their breath? — hummerrhoids.
By people who don't catch a name? — whomerrhoids.
By superheroes? — WHAMmerrhoids.
By male rabbis? — whammerrhoids.
By people who cry a lot? — whimperrhoids.
by rovers? — wanderrhoids.
Hi Lew,
I went to your site to view recent posts. I didn't get to the one you reference below since I started with the one on hemorrhoids, resulting in immediate hysterical laughter necessitating an urgent trip to the bathroom (dangerous to make old ladies laugh). What can I say, you are just f'ing brilliant.
In awe, your cousin
Linda
Sorry to have made you sprint for the bathroom, Linda. Hope you made it. Encouragement like that is an incentive to add some more to the series. So I did.
Lew
