As the Lapp herdsman says,
As a cowboy instructs Esquimaux,
As a bartender excuses a spill,
As a jazzy movie director signals for emotion in an actress,
As wind breakers warn others,
“Hobble ewe-deer,”
“Harpoon few steer,”
“Happens to beer,”
Hipster cues tear,
“Hefty peeoo near to you!”
