"I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!" -- Donald Trump
I wish Donald Trump
A hunk of my rump,
And a rather large lump
Of what I must dump.
May he lose his member
So he will remember.
COVFEFE
A Riddle on a Neologism by Donald Trump.
Come meet the extra virgin
Of whom you may have heard,
Virgin number seventy-three
Free and, I give you my word,
Even better than the seventy-two
From Isis you'll get when you're dead --
Even better, believe me you!
(Who is the extra virgin?)
From Miss Pussy’s Parlor Songs by Claudette McFang.
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Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs, Part Eight
SECRETS
(To the tune of "I've Got Sixpence.")
Trump's got secrets,
Super-secret secrets,
Trump's got secrets
To last him four more years!
He's got stuff to secrete
That he'd rather tweet
Or leak into the Russians' ears!
(Poor ears!)
No cares has he to grieve him,
Nor conscience left to deceive him,
He's happy as a shark, believe him,
As he blows hot air out his hole --
Out his hole, out his hole,
As he blows hot air out his hole!
TRIP
Trumpelstiltskin's gone to sea
To gad about, perhaps to see
A sheik,a pope, a manatee --
Petty Trumpelstiltskin!h
TRUMP TO NETANYAHU
"I never mentioned Israel!
The reason why? I cannot tell,
But this I know, and know full well --
I never mentioned Israel!"
LITTLE BOY TRUMP
Little boy Trump,
Blow your own horn
As you have been doing
since you were born.
But where is the boy
Who whimpers and weeps?
He lives in a White House
Full of white creeps.
Should we awaken him?
Useless to try,
He'll merely start whimpering
And spit in our eye.
WORMY MATH
Two and two is four,
(Trumpkin, Trumpkin,)
Four and four is eight,
(Counting up your budget gold,)
Eight and eight is sixteen,
(You and your arithmetic)
Sixteen and sixteen is forty-five
(Are just $two trillion off!
IMMEMORIAL DAY 2017.
"I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!" -- Donald Trump
I wish Donald Trump
A hunk of my rump,
And a rather large lump
Of what I must dump.
May he lose his member
So he will remember.
COVFEFE
A Riddle on a Neologism by Donald Trump.
Come meet the extra virgin
Of whom you may have heard,
Virgin number seventy-three
Free and, I give you my word,
Even better than the seventy-two
From Isis you'll get when you're dead --
Even better, believe me you!
(Who is the extra virgin?)
From Miss Pussy’s Parlor Songs by Claudette McFang.
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Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs, Part Eight
SECRETS
(To the tune of "I've Got Sixpence.")
Trump's got secrets,
Super-secret secrets,
Trump's got secrets
To last him four more years!
He's got stuff to secrete
That he'd rather tweet
Or leak into the Russians' ears!
(Poor ears!)
No cares has he to grieve him,
Nor conscience left to deceive him,
He's happy as a shark, believe him,
As he blows hot air out his hole --
Out his hole, out his hole,
As he blows hot air out his hole!
TRIP
Trumpelstiltskin's gone to sea
To gad about, perhaps to see
A sheik, a pope, a manatee --
Petty Trumpelstiltskin!h
TRUMP TO NETANYAHU
"I never mentioned Israel!
The reason why? I cannot tell,
But this I know, and know full well --
I never mentioned Israel!"
LITTLE BOY TRUMP
Little boy Trump,
Blow your own horn
As you have been doing
since you were born.
But where is the boy
Who whimpers and weeps?
He lives in a White House
Full of white creeps.
Should we awaken him?
Useless to try,
He'll merely start whimpering
And spit in our eye.
WORMY MATH
Two and two is four,
(Trumpkin, Trumpkin,)
Four and four is eight,
(Counting up your budget gold,)
Eight and eight is sixteen,
(You and your arithmetic)
Sixteen and sixteen is forty-five
(Are just $two trillion off!
IMMEMORIAL DAY 2017.
"I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!" -- Donald Trump
I wish Donald Trump
A hunk of my rump,
And a rather large lump
Of what I must dump.
May he lose his member
So he will remember.
COVFEFE
A Riddle on a Neologism by Donald Trump.
Come meet the extra virgin
Of whom you may have heard,
Virgin number seventy-three
Free and, I give you my word,
Even better than the seventy-two
From Isis you'll get when you're dead --
Even better, believe me you!
(Who is the extra virgin?)
From Miss Pussy’s Parlor Songs by Claudette McFang.
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