Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs, Part Eleven

 

 

KNOCK-KNOCK, WHO'S THERE?

 

"Who's that knocking at my door,

Who's that knocking at my door,

Who's that knocking at my door,"

Cried Donald J. Trump, Junior.

 

"It is only I, a Russian spy,"

Cried a dark young woman.

"Come in, come in!" cried Donny Trumpkin.

 

"Who's that knocking at my door,

Who's that knocking at my door,

Who's that knocking at my door,"

Said Donald J. Trump, Junior.

 

"Oh, just another Russian spy,"

Called a lobbyist.

"Come in," said Donny, "and join the list."

 

"Who's that knocking at my door,

Who's that knocking at my door,

Who's that knocking at my door,"

Said Donald J. Trump, Junior, etc., etc....

 

 

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

 

You want to work for me?

Okay, you're hired.

You call that loyalty?

Okay, you're fired.

 

You'd like to do the job?

Okay, you're hired.

You tell me, "Don't butt in"?

Screw you -- you're fired.

 

SCARAMUCCI

 

Scaramuccia (literally "little skirmisher"), also known as Scaramouche or Scaramouch, is a stock clown character of the Italian commedia dell'arte. The role combined characteristics of the zanni (servant) and the Capitano(masked henchman). Usually attired in black Spanish dress and burlesquinga don, he was often beaten by Harlequin for his boasting and cowardice. -- Wikipedia.

 

A stock clown character of

The commedia dell'arte,

The "little skirmisher" of

The grand Republican Party,

 

Dressed all in black, becomes

The latest White House hack --

Sucking on his thumbs

He'll go on the attack

 

As the servant of a zany

Who is, like him, a boaster.

During the Trump campaign, he

Rode the roller-coaster,

 

Seemed not to be too scared,

Although he did get dizzy,

A fuzziness he shared

With those that he kept busy

 

Talking to Russian banks,

Raising lots of money --

Now Trump bestows his thanks

On a clown who is not funny.

 

 

FALLING TOWN

 

Washington is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

Washington is falling down

Due to Donny!

 

Soon there will be nothing left,

Nothing left, nothing left,

Soon there will be nothing left --

He's worse than Ronny!

 

Fit him out with iron bars,

Iron bars, iron bars,

Fit him out with iron bars,

This disaster!

 

Lady Liberty is dead,

She is dead, she is dead!

Lady Liberty is dead:

He's dis-assed her!

 

Our religion is silver and hold,

Silver and gold, silver and gold,

Our religion is silver and gold,

Our leader's a Brahman!

 

Washington is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

Washington is falling down,

Our God is Mammon!

 

BULLY

 

Trump is nasty, sad and bitter,

Knows how to use the bully Twitter.

 

MITCH McCONNELL HAD A BILL

 

Mitch McConnell had a bill,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

And in this bill there was mere swill,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

With a suck-suck here

And a suck-suck there,

Here a suck, there a suck

Everywhere a suck-suck,

Mitch McConnell had a bill,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

 

And so that bill was bound to fail,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

Just listen to the Senate wail!

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

With a weep-weep here,

And a snivel there --

Here a weep, there a weep,

Everywhere a snivel-weep,

Suck-suck here

And a suck-suck there,

Here a suck, there a suck

Everywhere a suck-suck,

Mitch McConnell HAD a bill,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

 

Donald Trump will be so mad,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

He'll throw a tantrum oh! so bad,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

With some drivel here and drivel there.,

Here a stomp, there a stomp,

Everywhere a stomp-stomp --

weep-weep here,

And a snivel there --

Here a weep, there a weep,

Everywhere a snivel-weep,

Suck-suck here

And a suck-suck there

Here a suck, there a suck,

Everywhere a suck-suck --

Mitch McConnell had a bill,

Oy veh, oy veh, oh!

 

From MISS PUSSY'S PARLOR SONGS by Claudette McFang.