Poetics and Ruminations: 1 entry from June 2018

June 04, 2018

Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs, Part 22

PART TWENTY-TWO

PLAYMATES

I don't want to play in your yard,

You're just too darn mean to me.

I may take the fifth amendment,

You'll just haft-a wait and see.

There is no collusion, nossir,

No collusion anywhere,

No collusion with the Russians,

No collusion here and there!

I don't know a Stormy Pornstar,

Nor a Stormy Weather either,

If my lawyer paid her money

You should ask was he beneath her!

Or you might ask Giuliani,

He should know I would suppose--

He knows stuff I never heard of

Spoken in confusing prose.

There's a guy that I admire!

He says what? That I paid back

To my lawyer Stormy's payoff?

Fire him that Guinea whack!

I RAN CONTRA

I ran Contra to Obama

Who was born in darkest Chad,

Not Chicago or Hawai'i,

To a mixed-up mom and dad.

I ran Contra to the Clintons:

I beat Hillary really bad

Though she got three million more votes

Than I guess I ever had.

Now I get to undo all the

Stuff they did that made them glad....

No collusion! Much confusion!

Wind up Mueller! Sad! So sad!

DONNY TRUMPKIN

Donny Trumpkin, soup on his fly,

Kissed the porn star and made her sigh.

She said when she had cashed her check,

"I'll talk about it...what the heck."

INNOCENCE

Does Donald know the meaning of innocence?

In no sense.

APOLOGY

"The dizzy Disney CEO

Did not apologize to me

For all the nasty stuff they said

About me on their ABC,"

Said Donald when his fan Roseanne

Dropped racist turds upon an aide

Who worked for our last President,

But for the nasty cracks he made

About the Bureau and everyone

In DC that he could despise,

Did Donald Trump take back a tweet

Or look like he'd apologize

To an American or Haitian

Or anyone from a shithouse nation?

TRUMPARDONS

Are you a crooked pal of mine?

I'll pardon you, dear Valentine.

PARDON ME

"I have the right to pardon me

(Though I cannot say 'Pardon me,'

Even when I sneeze or fart --

It's simply not a part of me)."

From MISS PUSSY'S PARLOR SONGS by Claudette McFang.

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