PART TWENTY-THREE
CLINTON CONFESSES
"I've suffered historically
Incredibly much, don't you see --
It's not about Trump
Or that Monica lump...,
It's all about Me, Me, Me, Me!"
GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT
God, bless the President, man that I love!
Stand behind me and hide me
From the flight of the kite up above!
When she mounts me saying prayers
With Melania in my home,
God bless the President when he starts to foam,
God bless me, Donald Trump, man that I love
With Melania in my home,
God bless the President, wherever I may roam,
God bless me, Donald Trump, however I may roam!
THE SECRET
I have a little secret,
Kim knows the secret too,
But we will keep our secret,
And we're not telling you!
BOTTLE-BABY SESSIONS
"The Bible says that 'Thou shalt strip
Children from their parents
If they trespass upon your land
Without the proper warrants.'"
So says the nation's moralist-
In-Chief Jeffrey Sessions.
"This must be done so they may learn
Life's most important leshions...
Er, lessons."
THE WALL
I need to get my Border Wall --
That's what I want, and that's why all
Those brats in Texas are in jail:
The Democrats want me to fail
And won't sign on to keep scum out!
I'll win this one without a doubt.
CIVILITY
"Let's be civil,
You son-of-a-bitch!"
Says our President,
Scratching his itch.
From MISS PUSSY'S PARLOR SONGS by Claudette McFang.
