Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs Part Twenty-Seven

KHASHOGGI

 

"The Sheik of Araby told me

He's not some sort of bogey

And had no hand in the murder of

The journalist Khashoggi.

 

"They did not lure him into their

Embassy in Turkey,

Kill him, cut his body up,

And pile him in a murky

 

"Basement hideaway where he 

Festered in a corner

Until he learned to write nice things

Like little Jackie Horner.

 

"And I believe my oily friend,

He gives me lots of money

Which I respect him for a lot,

And I don't think that's funny! 

 

"But I'll investigate these claims,

And I'll get at the facts

About this weird Khashoggi mess

Like a butcher with an axe."

 

 

FAKE NEWS

 

"I love to yell 'FIRE' in a crowd

And then, when someone sets one,

I blame the bullet that was fired

Or the idiot that gets one."

 

 

FIRED

 

it's okay because I'm tired

Anyway. I've been mired

In his muck, I've been liared

At for months since I was hired

To be his stooge, so now I'm fired.

 

Fine and dandy. Bye-bye, Trumpy!

May your life be short and lumpy.  

 

 

BALLS

 

Baltics, Balkans, I ain't seen 'em!

Not a set of balls between them.

 

 

GRUMPY

 

Donald Trump is feeling grumpy,

For the Democrats have won

Lots of seats that once were 

                                            Trumpy.

Now his works have been undone!

 

Governors have disappeared

All across the USA,

Representatives that he has feared

Have appeared, ruined his day,

 

Not to mention month and year,

So he mopes and pules away,

Wipes away mucus and tear --

What can anybody say

 

To make Trumpkin feel much 

                                           better?

Take away Fake News's passes!

Write that nasty judge a letter

When he shields that bunch if asses!

 

He is just a legal leech 

To defend freedom of speech!

 

 

HIRE AND FIRE

 

Who is Trump about to hire

For his "shitshow in a dumpster 

                                              fire"?

Don't ask me, I'm not a liar.

 

 

NO LOVE AFFAIR

 

Trump wants to help Nancy Pelosi

Keep her leadership of The House?

Watch her button up her blouse!

He cries, "Why don't you?  I love 

                                                    me!"

Nancy shows no jealousy.

 

 

LOYALTY

 

"I will not hear the murder tapes--

They're just a case of sour grapes

Being crushed. My Prince will 

                                                 come

Someday and he will pat my bum

For being purposefully dumb.

He'll thank me for my loyalty

To the Saudi royalty."