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Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs, Part Twenty-eight
PART TWENTY-EIGHT
NOT BORDERLINE
"I'm not the Lord,
But I AM the lorder.
Shut off our border!
That is an order."
GUTS
"My gut tells me more than my
brain does --
The reason for this is simple:
My gut is the size of a goiter,
My brain is as big as a pimple."
PUTIN IN A PENTHOUSE
"I offered my friend Vlad a no-
rent house
Worth fifty million bucks on top
of my
Hotel in Moscow if he'd let me
build
It there. That never happened.
I 'm not a louse
Because what didn't happen's
not a lie,
It's just a Russian castle in the
air.
"A guy can dream, can't he, and
not be called
A traitor when nothing
happens? When a deal
Falls through? I just like building
walls,
So why should people be
appalled
When I make money from it?
Walls are real,
Not castles in the sky. When
Mammon calls
"I answer, rush to build a well-
meant house
So I can offer Vlad a great
penthouse."
PRONE
Common sense has been
Trumped,
Intelligence dumped,
And General Kelly
Is out on his belly.
KASHOGGI WAS A CUTUP
Kashoggi was a cutup,
But there is no smoking saw,
So he lies here with his butt up
Looking beaten up and raw.
We know the Saudi Crown
Prince
Was the cause behind the
scene,
But there us no smoking saw
Lying where Kashoggi's been.
The reporter was a cutup,
Now he's just some lumps of meat
Trump says we have to swallow
Smiling while we chew and eat,
Fir we can't upset the Saudis,
They are much too damned
important --
They buy our finest weapons
And their oil must be imported.
Yes, Kashoggi was a cutup,
And the Saudis Trump the law,
So he lies here with his butt up
For there is no smoking saw.
HAVING A SMOCK
Now and then Trump likes to have a smock,
And then he taps his keg, turns on his cock.
DISGUSTION
We watched Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
Have a disgustion with Bela Lugosi.
December 16, 2018 in American History, Commentary, Criticism, Current Affairs, Epigrams, History, Humor & Satire, Literature, Nursery Rhymes, Poems, Poetry, Politics, Punography, Satire | Permalink
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