Miss Pussy's Parlor Songs, Part Twenty-eight

PART TWENTY-EIGHT

 

NOT BORDERLINE

 

"I'm not the Lord,

But I AM the lorder.

Shut off our border!

That is an order."

 

 

GUTS

 

"My gut tells me more than my 

         brain does --

The reason for this is simple:

My gut is the size of a goiter,

My brain is as big as a pimple."

 

 

PUTIN IN A PENTHOUSE

 

"I offered my friend Vlad a no-

                                    rent house

Worth fifty million bucks on top 

                                             of my 

Hotel in Moscow if he'd let me 

                                               build

It there. That never happened.          

                            I 'm not a louse

Because what didn't happen's 

                                        not a lie,

It's just a Russian castle in the 

                                                 air.

 

"A guy can dream, can't he, and 

                                  not be called

A traitor when nothing     

                happens? When a deal

Falls through? I just like building 

                                              walls,

So why should people be     

                                         appalled

When I make money from it? 

                               Walls are real,

Not castles in the sky. When 

                              Mammon calls

 

"I answer, rush to build a well-

                                meant house

So I can offer Vlad a great 

                                   penthouse."

 

PRONE

 

Common sense has been 

                              Trumped,

Intelligence dumped,

And General Kelly

Is out on his belly.

 

 

KASHOGGI WAS A CUTUP

 

Kashoggi was a cutup,

But there is no smoking saw,

So he lies here with his butt up

Looking beaten up and raw.

 

We know the Saudi Crown 

                                          Prince

Was the cause behind the 

                                          scene,

But there us no smoking saw

Lying where Kashoggi's been.

 

The reporter was a cutup,

Now he's just some lumps of meat

Trump says we have to swallow

Smiling while we chew and eat,

 

Fir we  can't upset the Saudis,

They are much too damned 

                                important --

They buy our finest weapons

And their oil must be imported.

 

Yes, Kashoggi was a cutup,

And the Saudis Trump the law,

So he lies here with his butt up

For there is no smoking saw.

 

 

HAVING A SMOCK

 

Now and then Trump likes to have a smock,

And then he taps his keg, turns on his cock.

 

 

DISGUSTION 

 

We watched Schumer and Nancy Pelosi

Have a disgustion with Bela Lugosi.